Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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