her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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