I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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