that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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