I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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