just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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