absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
