how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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