Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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