whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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