Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So. Much. Porn.
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