hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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