Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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