Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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