so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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