...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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