i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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