Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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