I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
