No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Everything about him screamed your future.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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