I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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