then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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