She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
