Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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