i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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