She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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