i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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