On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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