That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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