I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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