Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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