Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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