High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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