Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
God, I missed his penis.
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