I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I need to wash the frat house off of me
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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