3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
you inspire me to be a worse person
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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