Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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