i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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