awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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