Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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