I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
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College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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