your room smells of hookers.
And success
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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