They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
my liver is dry heaving
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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