Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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