So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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