Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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