Duck Duck Cougar?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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