He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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