its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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