That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Help. Why am I so naked?
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