Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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