yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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