we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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