I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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