yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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