I think I just saw someone hide a body.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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