in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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