it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's blow job season.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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