I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
that's an acceptable place to lick
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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