i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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