lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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