Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
wanna go halves on a baby?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I supernannyed him into submission
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